Health, Embarrassing and Intimacy: Force of habit

Force of habit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, I unintentionally moaned during my prostate exam. FML

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Patts_fml 4

Saturday 29 September 2012 1:46

Sure...."unintentionally"

DocBastard 38

Saturday 29 September 2012 1:53

Q: What's wrong with being a proctologist? A: All your patients are assholes.

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reallyguyz 0

Sunday 30 September 2012 8:56

I don't know if u kno yet but ur officially gay

jvmb 0

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:24

LMAO!

audichris100cs 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 11:19

just don't moan another doctor's name... they hate that...

JoeCool6972 1

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:12

Sure it was unintentional you fag!

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:45

Time to get a new doctor eh?

mookiemookie01 24

Sunday 30 September 2012 23:00

Wow. But I bet that happens a lot

jm42345 5

Monday 1 October 2012 1:07

what what in the butt.. lmao funny youtube refrence

m3lyc 18

Monday 1 October 2012 1:36

There's nothing wrong with that, the prostate is a very sensitive gland and is known as the "male g-spot", the massage of it can be very pleasurable.

LigerFan 1

Monday 1 October 2012 14:22

Did u then start to sing "Moon River"? Go see the movie Fletch if u don't get it. And get the prober's phone # while u r at it!

dannibaby923 0

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:57

well did you like it(:

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