Force of habit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

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Today, I unintentionally moaned during my prostate exam. FML
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DocBastard 38

Q: What's wrong with being a proctologist? A: All your patients are assholes.

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IworkAt711 14

I'm sure the doctor has seen worse.

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jaycooter 0

So you enjoyed it?? Did you schedule another one in the near future???

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hisgirlherboy 5

Do you really need that many question marks???????

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perdix 29

He probably scheduled another appointment for later that evening! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gratuitous punctuation is the theme of this thread !!!!!!!!

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happylawyer 16

That was good. If it would have hurt, you will be scheduling some more studies.

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Epikouros 31

LOL, now you are gay :) I was lucky to have a prostate exam when I was a teenager. The doc said 'this might hurt a bit', and I thought 'oh no, this doesn't hurt at all, on the contrary'. That's how I found out I liked it that way.

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DocBastard 38

Isn't that interesting. I didn't know that liking things inserted into your anus made you gay. I always thought it was being sexually or romantically attracted to someone of the same gender that made you gay. I guess I was wrong. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

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MelissaHope1986 8

49 is right. Not that I need to point it out. I just wanted to add that I had dated guys that are judgmental just like some of the guys on this thread. Being close minded like that and assuming how you have sex or like it makes you gay or straight will only make you miss out. You are the guys who will get the girl in bed who just lays there. Calling someone gay over the fact a sensitive area that I'm assuming he has not had touched and he moaned is ridiculous. If he lip locked the doctor and took him aside maybe he could explore the idea of being gay or he could be experimenting. Girls experiment and no one points the your a lesbian finger. Its like saying kissing a girl makes me gay or if I have a threesome with a girl I'm bi sexual now? It's called experimenting to satisfy your desires. If you don't try it how do you know if you dislike it. It takes a stronger person to explore and a weak one to judge who and what people are.

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m3lyc 18

You're an idiot. Enjoying anal play doesn't make you gay. I love having things in my anus, it's very pleasurable and it gives me incredibly intense orgasms, but I still find myself staring at the hot women at work all the time and simply chatting to the men whilst not been attracted to them at all.

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EveOfJudas 9

That's actually pretty normal.

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_krystallynn_ 11

its okay:) thats just a sensitive spot. its not that bad. you found something else to do in bed :D

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RCAddict16 0

its your prostate. Prostate stimulation results in being turned on, its completely normal.

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RedPillSucks 31

It's only bad if you came.

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MelissaHope1986 8

I could be wrong but I'm sure that there is a procedure that if a doctor hits the right spot you do cum right away. I think it's typically used when trying to donate sperm or testing while trying to conceive.

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mpalmiter 0

Ahahahahahahahaha! That's hilarious. Fyl OP

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Did you know that a widower is a man who has lost his wife by death. So you can't be a widower AND a mother. Sorry, I'm not trying to be rude or sound superior.

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JeWbOy101 11

#102 is talking about #54s profile in which it states that 54 is a widower (used to mean a man who has lost a wife) and a mother of teenager (meaning she is a female). This is a bit of an oxymoron due to the fact that a mother can not be a man who has lost a wife... Hope that eases confusion over the seemingly random statement.

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