Fast food, Solitude and Miscellaneous: Forever alone

Forever alone

By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML

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You deserved it 11 115

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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You deserved it 15 488

Change the station

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 02:29 - Italy

Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then "All By Myself" came on the radio. FML

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You deserved it 3 655

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 389

You deserved it 4 321

By iSamsung - 06/03/2016 14:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML

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You deserved it 2 488

A bit much

By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 527

You deserved it 982

By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 027

You deserved it 4 344

Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 643

You deserved it 393

By Anonymous - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 367

You deserved it 54 313

By sunshine19217 - 18/01/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

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You deserved it 8 706

I believe it was I who said…

By unfortunate - 25/04/2012 04:50 - Sweden

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 109

You deserved it 10 478

narkill 13

Friday 11 October 2013 18:40

5 dollar foot lonely.

filip00 16

Friday 11 October 2013 18:42

Since when are people so obsessed about trying to impress random strangers? Who cares if you're alone or with someone?

Comments

s3xygrandpa 5

Saturday 12 October 2013 3:03

It shouldn't matter if you're out eating alone. Who cares? No stranger is going to point you out and start laughing hysterically over it.

vandeele 8

Saturday 12 October 2013 6:12

desperate calls call for desperate measures... I know how ye feel mate.

hig999 19

Saturday 12 October 2013 8:01

Why do people do this stuff then put it here saying FML? Attention seeking much?

shivafloof 5

Saturday 12 October 2013 20:00

I'm pretty sure people would notice that there was no one with you. Is looking like you got stood up seriously less embarrassing than just being an adult and eating on your own?

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 13 October 2013 17:30

You poor guy

amisenho 11

Monday 14 October 2013 18:58

From my experience, if you want to meet other introverted people, you have to make it look like no one is with you (no more than MAYBE one other person), assuming you're into introverted people.

darkfireflame 15

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:45

Dude, that's seriously pathetic.

yzzami 17

Tuesday 15 October 2013 22:43

This was embarrassing to read

AloysiusWeasley 15

Monday 4 November 2013 3:02

You're so insecure you can't even eat by yourself?

ByeTech 10

Friday 20 March 2015 15:03

Dude, that's literally one of the saddest things I've ever read. How about learning to apprechiate your own company? You are born alone, you die alone, might wanna be your own friend.