Intimacy: #ForeverAlone - FML

#ForeverAlone

By WithoutLove - 30/08/2011 05:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 19:35 - Bahrain - Manama

Spicy

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

Spicy

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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Hyperfocused

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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If I could turn back time…

By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

Spicy

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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Top comments

audiophileMom 11

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:45

You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:55

Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.

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stevie125 0

Monday 10 October 2011 21:01

live in moms basement too?

Annon99999 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:11

That's probably why you have no love life.

TKBadBro1 2

Monday 19 March 2012 12:28

Hahaha. True that.

bmw535i 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 4:22

Fag

bmw535i 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 4:33

You're so far off from love

lunabrenda21 0

Monday 9 July 2012 2:26

Organizing your **** folder is probably the reason you don't have a love life...

lunabrenda21 0

Monday 9 July 2012 2:29

Organizing your **** folder is probably why you dont have a love life..

Alexweber929 14

Sunday 16 December 2012 10:17

Props on the commitment

sbarua219 17

Wednesday 9 July 2014 17:07

Lol I'm at a loss of words

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:26

I think maybe you should go outside.

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Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

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Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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Today, and everyday for the past year and a half, I've felt miserable. I took the decision to leave, not knowing that it would be hell. Now I'm stuck thinking it's good for my future, and too scared to leave. I hate it and hate everything and everyone in this place. I want to leave and I need the courage. The future terrifies me. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML

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Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

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Today, one of my aquatic snails banged my other aquatic snail til they both died. FML

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Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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