#ForeverAlone

By WithoutLove - 30/08/2011 05:20 - United States

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Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 694
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audiophileMom 11

You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?

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DjeePee 24

Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.

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audiophileMom 11

You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?

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changesinme 0

And i hope it gets better by the categories, good day to you sir

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

So, here's a small list of possible examples of **** A-Z: (Disclaimer: Inappropriate Language used. DoubleEdgedBlade will not be held responsible for any psychological or physical scarring in any way or form. Look up these at your own risk.) Anal, *******, Cumshot, Double Penetration, Exotic, Facial, Gangbang, Hentai, Interracial, Japanese, Kinky, Lesbian, MILF, Nudist/Exhibitionist, Old, Public Sex, Q, Redhead, Scat*, Threesome, Upskirt, V, Wild Sex, X, Young, Z. Feel free to add in the ones that are incomplete. *Yes, that's what I said. An example would be "2girls1cup."** **Extreme mental scarring may occur.

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12dcevin 5

You forgot big ol *******

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FurryPride 9

I think he does it like my best bro. By categories. Ex. Anal, furry, anime, etc.

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dre_bro11 12

37, I think we already established that he sorts his **** in categories...

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krazy_glu3 0

Anime ****. When real people just don't do it for you, go for the cartoons. Wtf.

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Kyzahhh 7

On your resume put "very good organizing skills"

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juicedboi 7

X-art for x. Yea look it up, u will all thank me later, even the ladies

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LaydiexSkull 3

Hentai is sometimes better than real people. They can be put into positions that are physically impossible. Plus, the tentacles are kinda hot and they don't moan obnoxiously.

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imthatguythatdid 0

Forever alone.

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Bulzye 2

90, I think I love you.

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walterism 0

nah, necrophilia for N.

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ljbgamer 1

I've never understand why people download ****, you can easily look most stuff back up

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papaya_master 4

Now that's just a little pathetic, isn't it?

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ohyeah_10 1

With a login name of iliketohumpstuff, you really shouldn't judge how pathetic anyone is...

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overthelimit 3

thats not really a love life, is it?

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rubberducky5609 3

Maybe you should learn something called sarcasm. Ihumpstuff- obviously it's a joke.

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Captain0bv10us 0

that is pretty sad..but meanwhile I'm sitting here on fmylife.com :/

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olpally 32

Clearly he does with all that ****... He has no gf

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Slim2306 10

maybe OP should use his hands to dial a girl's number sometime instead of constantly pleasuring himself

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jobsman99 0

do you classify women's **** in your catalog?

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WIZchild 0

I dont see a problem here..pornhub does the same thing( gotta love categories)

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DarkHelmet 10

Look at it this way OP now you can have a more intense jacking when u can easily hop from Anal, to **********, to C**shots and finish it of with DP and all without having to search around in your immense collection.

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DjeePee 24

Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.

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Jaxx66 21

Depends on the man you ask. I've known two in need of immense therapy. -_- my friends ex husband and my ex husband both ignored their wives for the 'glory' of ****. Even though I was willing to please my ex husband, he figured he did it better. I think some guys do feel love for those fake women.

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Vasin_fml 15

Good thing he's your ex, he seems to be an idiot.

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ReynshineCutting 10

I totally agree! There is no love in **** which is why I made my fiancé get rid of his when we started dating.

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randyb18 0

Darling that just means he didn't want to see you naked, and was nice enough to not cheat on you.

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dmw25 0

You probably dont have a love life so stop telling other ppl what a love life is.

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DjeePee 24

I always wondered why the agressive/mean/braindead comments are mostly posted by people who are new here...You, boy, are sixteen. Go back whanking whilst thinking about that hot girl in high school and leave the discussion to the more mature people, m'kay? Jax66, that's not love, that's an addiction. He should better start to search for help.

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SW500 13

So a three year difference constitutes maturity?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

That's ****** up, 74.

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ReynshineCutting 10

No it's not. Besides, why would he need it if he's with me? Not much of a sacrifice.

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DjeePee 24

'So a three year difference constitutes maturity?' In this case, yes ;)

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