#ForeverAlone

By WithoutLove - 30/08/2011 05:20 - United States

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Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
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audiophileMom 11

You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?

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DjeePee 24

Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.

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Blumpkinater 3

If thats not love, then idk what love is

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NikkaIraKate 1

Op what you need is not **** but FRIENDS and a social life

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duckman9 55

now thats really something sad... why would anyone want that crap?? I enjoy living in my parents basement, and i totally rule at WoW!

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RedPillSucks 31

You need friends with ****. That way they'll do the organizing and you wont have to waste any time.

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bubo_fml 10

In these tough economic times, those skills will come in handy on a job resume..."Organized & categorized an extensive pornographic repository, reviewed entire collection for quality control & stimulation effect, verified pornographic content through vigorous manipulation of genital appendages & orifices."

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wonderLust 2

You my friend need to invest in a smartphone..that way you can have **** on the go while trying to pick up girls..lol

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haiti4life 0

HEY!! Y'all need to stop hating. You can tell a lot about a man by looking at his **** collection!!

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trillwill19 2

It's probably located under a super clever code name too, like "This is NOT my **** folder"

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Calyx_fml 21

Collecting **** is greed. Once you realize that you don't have to collect **** to use it when you want to you'll be free. Delete your whole collection permanently. It's cathartic and liberating.

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duckman9 55

before deleting, send it to some other guys in need of such stuff... *wink*

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