That's when you know lfes hit a new bottom.

Getting some > ****

Getting some > everything else

Quit going to RedTube OP, I suggest xhamster. They're pretty bloody amazing.

Well if your head hurts, you may want to stop...XD

Move onto hentai?

So is xnxx

Omg! That's so tarring! Not It's not an FML

Yes they have some amazing stuff

Give ur hand a break and adjust ur eyes to the sun!

Lol! Go get some! ****** is better than ****.

Q

Maybe OP is the type to not like actual sexual contact...You're missing out OP. *shakes head*

You just made an assumption, which makes you sir an ass.

Your picture reminds me of the kid on Jumanji..@#2 when he turns into the monkey hybrid and goes to the local store. ^^

Wouldn't that mean he's dating said person just for the sex? That is frowned upon here.

You can have those kind of relationships also haha

It's called friends with benefits

#2 Reminds me of Jim carrey in the movie "The Mask"

Or a blow up doll?...

Or make ****?

One does not simply "get a girl/boyfriend".

^Read that in Sean Bean's voice

I like how you left an option for OP who is clearly male.

I like how you assume OP is straight.

'"Today, FML."

But not just today.... Everyday!

Lol, I read this comment as "the shortest FML ever" which would be more funny. This FML makes hate how big my thumbs are.

Lmao u rule

You know what else is short?

"you're holding it wrong"!

Dysfunction....definitely

I wonder which one I have.

**** gets boring hella fast. its the same crap over and over. trust me i used to watch it.

It was a joke everyone takes it so seriously....

Once I ****, it becomes Opera.

I used to get bored watching **** every day. I like to do it once a month now, so I can surprise myself with the updates.

When I was little, my friend told me about albino midget ****, so I looked it up out of curiosity. Worst day of my life.

Time to come out ya think ??

I was thinking the same thing

I hope you don't mean child ****.

I think he means snuff.

Both of them are disgusting !