Kids: Forgetful

Forgetful

By kiddoc - 26/10/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

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Best uncle

By Sean Martin - 06/02/2020 05:00

Today, I realized that for the last 3 months I've been taking care of my girlfriends 1 year old kid. The other night, she told me that I was a good uncle to him. FML

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Favoritism

By Damnlife123 - 21/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere, I said, "You're my favorite!" Now I'm sitting here, talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

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By lonesomegal - 30/01/2015 18:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

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By Jessica - 19/10/2012 01:57 - United States

Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 20:35 - United States - Tunkhannock

Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you for taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry for your loss," said "Thank you for your loss." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 02:47 - United States - Louisville

Today, a man I once worked with passed away. He was a lovely, caring, and inspirational person whom I looked up to. My husband's form of consolation? "Old people die. Get over it." FML

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Truancy

By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 23:00 - United States - Marlton

Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML

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By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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Rebberfoon 9

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:47

That's awful, I'm really sorry for you

iSANDRAi 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:48

she probably didn't know that he died or she forgot. sorry to hear about ur loss tho.

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katishman 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:30

That's terrible :(

rastafunk 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:35

Oh I'm sorry. :/ I'm sure she didn't mean to say that.

Cmcnab1997 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:18

Evil harpie bitch of a grandma

freddykrueger56 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:39

Thats awful he died

JakeTha_A01 5

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:14

I am sorry to hear that :(....hope everything is going alright:)

dancefloorluvah 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:41

i dont get it? the fact tht he died 3 months ago, is irrelevent to her question?

iBiteRoses 22

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:28

How could anyone deserve having their husband die?! What the ******* **** people?!

spongeyfoeva23 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:31

Older people say things that aren't really meant to be hurtful. But that's awful that he passed. Hang in there sister.

lolhahafml 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 7:38

Wouldnt their grandmother be your mom??

amlg1995 8

Saturday 19 March 2016 3:58

not if it was the in laws parents

taylor317 7

Sunday 11 March 2012 11:32

I'm sorry for your loss, and who chose "you deserved it"? How does she deserve her husband dying?

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Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML

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Today, mid-sex, my wife told me to call her a nasty slut. I was kind of uncomfortable doing it, but I did it to make her horny. She started crying, because she didn’t realise how much it would hurt her feelings. Now I’m not sure if she’s mad at me or herself, but I’m scared either way. FML

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Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML

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Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML

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Today, I learned that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally find that your assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

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Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, "So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?" FML

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