By Anonymous - 07/05/2010 08:30 - United States

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Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML
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marinus_fml 19

is he talking about a blow up doll? if so, that's hilarious :)

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skyeyez9 24

Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.

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marinus_fml 19

is he talking about a blow up doll? if so, that's hilarious :)

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supremes1997 0

wow that really funny if it was a blow up doll fyl op imagine his mothers face when he opened it lmfao

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buddybudda 0

who ever your friend is, he is one funny son of a gun. he Is letting you know that if you ever need hook ups he's got them for you! your parents were probably laughing on the inside

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buddybudda 0

you should of let him know how much you liked it by taking it to the bathroom.

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the_pan1c 5

in soviet russia, doll unwraps you!

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MichieBabiie 0

What's the point of a blow up doll, so pointless.

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SynchUp 0

I agree with 1. OP needs to lighten up

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I was thinking inflatable penis. But maybe that's just a callback to the BBC The Office.

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happyhak 5

#30, stfu, you ass! #17, that was quite funny! Soviet Russia jokes own! :)

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My2864 1

hahahahaha thats what im planning on doing to a friend of mine! thats hilarious

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Freeze_fml 16

^ I seriously doubt it was a doll. I'm sure they'd both have more fun with it, though...

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skittle68 0

There really needs to be a "so what?" button. It was obviously a joke...

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klsyy 0

I find this quite funny. Maybe yr friend was just trying to send you a subtle hint..;)

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kitty0910 0

Reminds me of a gift I got a chick a few years ago. she went down on her guy and came up too soon and his load got in her eye. Her eye was really red for a few days so for her bday I got her goggles. everyone laughed... except her...

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emmalynnn 0

i seriously think this should be taken as a joke. it's funny. it's your birthday. get over it? hope you had fun ;)

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supremes1997 0

wow that funny ydi

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jonmansheppard 9

how?! Her friend gave it to her as a gift. It don't say if she asked for it. Think before you post

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skyeyez9 24

Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.

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rlerke 0

I gave my one of my closest friends a blowup doll as a joke for his birthday, turns out he's a ungrateful bitch,fml. ydi.

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t3chn0cr4t 6

Haha that's hilarious! at least they didn't give you any lube or condoms to go with it! :D

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IchbinSyn 0

You will never be dateless again funny gift

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aardvarkish 15

Lame. He should have connected it to a CO2 inflater and had it bust out of a cake.

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nastynate1376 0

ooo I might have to steal this idea...

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IchbinSyn 0

That would be funny

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Could have at least waited until everyone left before using it dumbass.....

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Domonator 16

Is this related to the balloon phobia FML?

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w00ble 0

Fun for later right?

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youthink_fml 0

Get a sense of humor and learn to laugh.

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