Painful, Injury and Health: Fragile

Fragile

By Hlaalette - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Belgium

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML

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ZombieVampirez 24

Wednesday 13 May 2015 23:36

Don't blow so hard. I've heard of people breaking ribs by blowing their nose

iwanttogotoparis 26

Wednesday 13 May 2015 23:35

How do you manage that

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ajs1987 15

Thursday 14 May 2015 16:06

I'd feel guilty if I were your nose. I'd hate it if my gf threw her back out from blowing me.

middlenamefrank 8

Thursday 14 May 2015 16:18

It's always something stupid. Blowing your nose, sneezing...one time I threw my back out by slipping a little bit while I was lifting my leg to get out of the shower. I was almost unable to go to work that day.

tehdarkness 21

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:06

I've done that. When you have back problems it just takes a little movement to throw it out sometimes.

Nellierosa 7

Friday 15 May 2015 3:01

Im sorry but I Don't get it Op.

j018 10

Friday 15 May 2015 4:47

I've done it & it hurts. Once I coughed so bad during a cold that I popped a rib out. Hurts so bad. Feel better soon.

fireflysfly 7

Monday 18 May 2015 3:29

My dad did that by sneezing. He had to lay in bed for like 2 days

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