Freak in the streets…

By grocerystalker - 16/11/2012 05:58 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 518
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Same thing different taste

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Just a little grocery shopping, nothing to get all worked out about. I love the smell of cardboard and new books, I'll give em a whiff or two while I shop. Nothing wrong with that.

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hmmm..i need some sharp knives to cut up all those vegetables from my garden. then i can make a nice stir fry and invite that cute boy over i keep noticing checking me out...once he is in my house i can cut him up too... at first he will smell just like all the others. mmm... like rawhide.. ahh yes and cute boys do make the best fertilizer...

rawhide doesn't really smell though... a little plastic-ish, perhaps.

What if she saw you and did that so if you were watching (which you were) you would see her and walk away because she doesn't like you?

doglover100 28

She could've liked the smell or it reminded her of her dog.

You sound like you are stalking her, get a life.

Because he spotted her at a grocery store? I've spotted many people in these places....

procktodd 0

She was thinking. Today at the grocery store. I noticed this creepy guy following me. I then proceeded to do anything possible to scare him off

i think you are looking into it too much. she might just be a very hands on kind or person. She was probably trying to get a feel for the knives, make sure they were what she wanted. And if she has a dog, she might be just trying to see whats best for him. its a little odd, but could be explained. Now if she didn't have a dog, i might worry a bit more.

Meeting someone in a grocery store, and going up to them to say hi is stalking now? Some words really do get thrown around a lot these days.