Miscellaneous: Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father...

By vikhelios - 30/01/2010 18:45 - France

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

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By FrozenD - 12/12/2009 16:55 - Canada

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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Cold snap

By Anonymous - 05/04/2022 06:00 - Germany

Today, we're both sick, the heating hasn’t been working for 3 days, yet the repair company refuses to fix it because some technicality is not up to current regulations. Right on time, we’re also about to be hit by a cold spell, promising sub-zero temperatures. FML

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Chilling

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents went on holiday, finally, and since I’m always freezing I took the opportunity to actually turn up the temperature on the boiler. Not 30 seconds later my dad called pissed and told me either I turn it back down or he’s coming home from Spain to kick my ass. FML

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Chilly

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML

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By Melie-Melo - 16/12/2008 07:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By heatproblems - 19/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, during the worst flu we've ever had, my wife and I have to go out into thirty-below weather to get firewood because the furnace broke down. FML

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cuteness69 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:20

You think 22 degrees is cold !?!?! It's like -22 here ! Don't be a wimp ! :)

pdaredevil 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:18

That's horrible! Why doesn't he get the heater fixed? If he wants some cold for his soul he can go outside instead of making hix entire family suffer.

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kriszke 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:14

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saranottelling 7

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:28

So? Do you want a cookie or something?

Punderous 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:49

*Internet high five!* I got first on the post above this about that email! we both got first! whoo!

541 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:11

It seems the whole FIRST! phenomenon has just reached a whole new level and people are bragging about first post on other posts.

monkey15 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:13

Bananas ARE awesome, I totally agree with you.

Gibby_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:40

wow. suck it up.

highbie 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 6:49

22 degrees!?!? r u a pathetic jackass WTF u find 22 degrees cold????

fuckmrsoftee 0

Friday 4 March 2011 7:35

yes, chocolate with rasberries and cinnamon spices with a hint of vanilla and strawberry pieces....mmmmmmmhhhmmmm,

ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Monday 30 April 2012 19:52

1- you're a f*cking idiot, congratulations. Lemme give you a medal with a side of NO ONE GIVES A F*CK.

diaosi 4

Friday 22 March 2013 10:01

Must mean Fahrenheit you retard.

rougeunicorn03 17

Wednesday 9 October 2013 9:43

No one cares.

biged522 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:15

haha

Horney4her69 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:21

the pipes will freeze

Dopeyrox 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:17

your dad is weird

MonsterSlayer13 5

Friday 10 February 2012 11:54

agreed. :l

Shystai 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:17

Awesome dad

pdaredevil 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:18

That's horrible! Why doesn't he get the heater fixed? If he wants some cold for his soul he can go outside instead of making hix entire family suffer.

cuteness69 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:20

You think 22 degrees is cold !?!?! It's like -22 here ! Don't be a wimp ! :)

saranottelling 7

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:25

Agreed. It's been a warm winter here but right now it's super cold. I wish I had some 20 degree weather. Put on a jacket and stop complaining.

firecopy 6

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:00

the real question is f or c?

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:56

#27, obviously Fahrenheit. 22 degrees Celsius is warm weather.

Silentknight 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:48

ah, so begins the "my weather has a bigger penis than your weather"

MF12 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:13

in dallas late december-early january was freaking COLD it hasn't been a warm winter for us it was one of the coldest in a decade

Fishouttawater13 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:20

I think she means 'F

tysta 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:17

Agreed. Oh and if op wants to be totally badass he can put on a blanket!

MiGman 5

Monday 21 June 2010 7:12

#54 I've slept in a tent in -40 degrees Celsius and that is what I call cold

udontknome 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:53

where I live it's like 90 degrees

Rechee20 13

Thursday 14 November 2013 16:36

Um no. It's 45 degrees here in Florida and WE Floridians consider THAT freezing!!

cadillacgal79 32

Monday 29 December 2014 15:43

178- than you would've died in Wisconsin last year

npk88 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:20

Cut your hippie-ass dad's beard and long hair off and us it for kindling for a fire to keep warm!

echofish 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:20

Damn fahrenheit! Here in the rest of the world, 22 degrees is perfect weather :D

LittleMissNigel 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:37

Haha. Yeah I read that and I'm like what's wrong with 22 degrees? Then I realized. Celsius is so much easier to understand.

Maverick5762 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:41

Sure celsius is easier to understand.... if you grew up around it... I don't understand celsius well... because I grew up in the U.S. =/ Maybe we are just special because freezing is 32 not 0 so its more elitist! :p

tb15 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:11

the god thing about farenheit is that when it's below zero, you know it's to cold to play outside. when it's above 100, you know it's too hot to play.