Miscellaneous: Freak in the streets…

Freak in the streets…

By grocerystalker - 16/11/2012 05:58 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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Smooth

By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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We meet again

By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I saw my old high school crush in a grocery store. I panicked, because the last time I saw her, I was spouting embarrassing teenage incel horseshit at her, so I dodged out of view to look at something. She'd seen me, came over, and found me awkwardly crouched in the vegetable section, staring at a cucumber. FML

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Stalker or coincidence?

By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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accioshannon 17

Friday 16 November 2012 16:00

Well, she doesn't seem boring!

xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Friday 16 November 2012 16:01

Just a little grocery shopping, nothing to get all worked out about. I love the smell of cardboard and new books, I'll give em a whiff or two while I shop. Nothing wrong with that.

Comments

rilarooney 3

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:02

Well at least you saw that BEFORE you said hi

sassy2085 16

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:29

Ever heard of truth or dare hmmm...

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:36

Serial killer who survives on dog food & treats...come on down!

maddiewoah 15

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:52

Maybe she was doing that because she knew you were watching her, OP... who knows? xD

xNephilim 18

Saturday 17 November 2012 3:21

I don't think there's anything wrong with touching knives. I'm going to school for culinary arts and have always been interested by knives, so touching them doesn't seem weird to me. The bone... Not so sure about that one, but hell, maybe she likes the way they smell. We all have our little weird quirks.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 17 November 2012 4:45

Those are things you're able to look past...

melisa_hope 9

Saturday 17 November 2012 7:35

That's not an FML that's a bullet dodge!

Kuramasan_fml 12

Saturday 17 November 2012 9:17

So she's skilled enough at cooking to know and appreciate a good knife when she sees one and is also a dog lover. Dunno. Good cooking sound like a nice thing. ^_^ thing positive!