Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island.... - FML

By Oze - 18/02/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

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By This alarm clock can go fuck itself - 11/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my roommate switched jobs and now goes to work in the morning. His dog has declared that going on a barking frenzy right after he leaves is a great thing to do. Earplugs don't work - I move too much and they fall out too easily. Only 30 more days until he moves out. FML

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By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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Noise

By wide awake - 31/07/2020 14:01

Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML

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Great solution

By sullry - 25/12/2019 05:00

Today, I had a talk with my roommate that last semester my grades took a bit because he stays up late every night playing video games. And then asked him about playing less, so I can get more sleep. Today also, he gave me a pair of ear plugs and asked if they would solve the problem. FML

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By mskawaiibat - 29/06/2013 10:01 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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Noisy boys

By Help - 01/02/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, my roommate's dogs dictate where I sleep. When my roommate doesn't work, I get to stay in my bedroom. When he does work, I have to go into the living room because they will bark at me simply because I exist until he comes back. I'm already an insomniac; loud dogs are a little overkill. FML

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By Alyssa - 21/09/2016 07:17 - United States - Spring Park

Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

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Top comments

Vehicle 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:12

This FML is dumb. lol.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:17

Wait, can someone re-read this for me, I think I missed the part that makes this an FML...

Comments

sxychik 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

oh well.. fyl

brianred5 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:27

win

the_BLADE13 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:54

I agree about the Muppets Christmas Carol. What about Muppets From Space? That is one of my personal favorites.

fringle 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:18

I can tell you read fml and he reads mlia.

Mahyar 2

Friday 19 February 2010 4:21

Mlia is awesome

SelfGenocide 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:42

he just wants to dream of what it was like as a child and before you came and ruined his life. YDI.

RusselFaraday 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:18

I love that movie. **** u if u don't

heeheehoo 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

what's muppet treasure island?

fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:59

best movie ever

jazziloveberryy 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:05

I agree!!!!

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 19 February 2010 3:17

yesssss I found it in my basement. :)))))))))

toni27 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

whoooo I'm first!!!

yoshi359 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:09

fail

jordpears 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:09

first in the long line of failures, yes

megashroom 6

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:35

Muppet treasure island was like the best movie ever!

Gloria_GDA 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:23

Who effin cares if your first

plutosaplanet 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:09

ive got cabin fever!! ive got it too!! ive got cabin fever ive got cabin fever!! cmon its a fun movie....but why do you only sleep 3 feet away? ive never slept that close to a roommate except my boyfriend.

BlueBomber 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:30

Bunk beds? I hear they're on the rise again.

Vehicle 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:12

This FML is dumb. lol.

Gumblebum100 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:15

haha I know and if his roommate falls asleep then turn the movie off if you hate it

yehr 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 14:28

or tell them they leave it on and ask them not to.

LTMcleod 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:15

uhhh mercy, that's retarded

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:17

Wait, can someone re-read this for me, I think I missed the part that makes this an FML...

tarana 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:20

Seeing/listening to the SAME movie every night (especially one made for children) would get pretty annoying.

UrLiFsuX 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:33

so ask him to watch a different one or 2.turn it off when he is asleep 3. put on headphones, just DO something.

bleedingglitter 24

Sunday 12 April 2015 11:44

The muppets are for everyone.

Boddmon 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:18

You fondle him in his sleep don't you? Why else would you continue for 2 months.

jellyfishdelight 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:23

switch the labels with a **** tape

BlueBomber 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:27

What the ****? Why the he'll didn't he start with Muppet Christmas Carol? It was Christmas! YDI for not forcing your roommate to fall asleep to a seasonally appropriate Muppet movie.

BlueBomber 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:28

Durr, autocorrect fail - *hell.

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