Weird, TV shows and Love: Freak

Freak

By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 454

You deserved it 5 051

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By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 166

You deserved it 746

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 079

You deserved it 3 736

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 622

You deserved it 147

By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 446

You deserved it 1 405

By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 284

You deserved it 37 906

By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 339

You deserved it 633

By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 723

You deserved it 3 423

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 950

You deserved it 2 774

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 440

You deserved it 12 486

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368 614

You deserved it 32 755

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Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:57

maybe it was a good thing she broke up with you.

mollysewalk 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:58

what TV show?

Comments

Brooklynxman 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:07

THis would be infinetly funnier if it was utter garbage like the hills. Please be the hills.

My_averageFML 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:21

I'm sorry you had to go out with a stupid chick like that.

Klabauterpete 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:23

She sounds like psycho, tbh.

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:36

what show was it ... ?

liquidbunny 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:52

Well at least you didnt knock her up, good riddence even though it sucks now. Next time leave the 20 year old alone get a cougar.

aabballdude 0

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ladiidaa 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:41

owo Well, at least you know she's not a Twilight fanatic.

shittypoo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:10

she's warped. tell her to get a proper life.

lowcapacityx 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:30

I don't know what's more sad that she was living out a life of a fictional character or that you think it's an fml that a crazy girl broke up with you.