Creepypasta, Insects and Scary: Freaked out

Freaked out

By klanciee - 16/07/2012 02:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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Sleep well?

By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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By Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By aliqi - 12/05/2012 20:48 - United States

Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

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By somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

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igive 29

Monday 16 July 2012 9:18

The good news is, you don't have to worry about spiders.

dragonstrike94 8

Monday 16 July 2012 9:34

No he was not at all thinking yolo

Comments

Leslier_fml 4

Monday 16 July 2012 15:18

To me its more disturbing they were on your bed! I hate bugs! They creep me out!

tatteduplette 8

Monday 16 July 2012 15:46

i love how many people get freaked out by bugs theyre about a million times smaller than you *SQUISH!* lmao

TJhudson181 12

Monday 16 July 2012 16:02

Except it can sting, has long spindly legs, and has venom.

AznSamoan52 10

Monday 16 July 2012 17:09

Plus, some of them can kill you. Especially if you're allergic to some of these insects.

stormchaser24 24

Monday 16 July 2012 16:01

Sounds like the bald headed wasp. You got lucky that it didn't attack. Those things are very aggressive and attack for almost nothing. I find it strange that it was in your house after a spider.

krewer21 1

Monday 16 July 2012 16:14

Freak out time for me! 1. Spiders have a purpose, but not in my room. 2. Wasps need not drag their food across my bed.

mrperspire 4

Monday 16 July 2012 16:14

Ahh nature

skyeyez9 24

Monday 16 July 2012 16:52

I found a camel spider in my basement last summer. It was almost as big as my hand. When I smashed it with my shoe, it left a dark grey gooey mess on the carpet.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 16 July 2012 16:57

WHAT!!!! I thought they weren't in the US? **** :(

skyeyez9 24

Monday 16 July 2012 19:06

My husband was recently back from a deployment. The only thing I can think of is one snuck in with his belongings.

lelo007 11

Tuesday 17 July 2012 8:39

Bless your heart.. My logic would have been to take a flame thrower to it. Sadly, that's not over-exaggeration.

BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 16 July 2012 17:15

Am I the only one more terrified of the evil wasp in OPs bed than the dead spider? Not all spiders will bite you and not all are poisonous. Wasp, on the only hand, are only around for one thing! Stinging the **** out of you for none other than their own satisfaction!!!