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Oh shit! This is giving me the ******* shudders....
See, this is one of the reasons I love my kitties... It woulda given me the shudders as well, but my cats see a soft-shelled lobster.
Oh, HELL no. That is the stuff of nightmares, OP. Good luck finding it, though; arachnids tend to be crafty little bastards.
Burn your room!!
Spider, man! Spider, man! Look out here comes the spider! Man...
Forget shudders. This made shit a brick of utter fear.
Burn the house down. Only way to be sure.
....I'd burn the whole house down
71- WHY ARE YOU SO GORGEOUS RRGH.
When you guys find a spider in your room but then end up losing it before you get the chance to kill it, do you end up deciding to sleep in some other room that night? I do, and I'm sure I'm not alone.
Hmm. I would have thought op was Australian
I was laying in bed when I read this...let's just say I'm not anymore
I would first piss myself, and then just move out.
Hell,I wouldn't sleep in the same house if I saw a large spider in my room. Once I see one,I can't rest until I know it's dead!
OP: "There's a spider and I need to find it! Better post this to FML!" ._.
Nest thing you know hes waiting under the toilet paper roll waiting for you....
Ah HA! Then his plan is ruined, as he failed to realise the OP can't fit under a toilet paper roll...
I haven't seen a spider in my house for a couple weeks now... What the **** are they planning?!
Has anybody bothered to look at the location? I'm from Maryland, we don't have any spiders larger than a quarter, and they aren't deadly unless they're smaller than a dime.
**** your life, OP.
Last I checked, we had a button to express this opinion.
8 legged freaks!!
Kill them with fire!!!
Find it!? The second I found out it could hop I would have been two blocks gone while calling an exterminator. FYL OP and good luck.
Invest? Is bug spray that expensive nowadays?
DDT
You opened your eyes before you counted to 20 AND you can't even find him? I wouldn't be surprised if he just left, you're the worst hide and seek player ever.
FYL OP. I wouldn't be able to sleep in the same room..
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Oh shit! This is giving me the ******* shudders....
You opened your eyes before you counted to 20 AND you can't even find him? I wouldn't be surprised if he just left, you're the worst hide and seek player ever.