Freakout

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kankakee

Today, I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture; twenty-five minutes later, I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 188
You deserved it 11 780
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Sinamoi 18

I prefer my alarm clock, but whatever works for you I guess.

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Sinamoi 18

Badly enough to wake up screaming in class.

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Dixbfloppin 11

I would have laughed if I saw that. ;P But in all seriousness, I voted YDI and FYL—YDI if you decided to stay up late last night, FYL if you have a sleeping disorder or you couldn't get enough sleep last night for whatever other reason.

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mpalmiter 0

A BIT overreacting? I would say screaming because you bit your tongue is very over dramatic. Grow up OP.

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unknown_user5566 26

Again I say, she was asleep. She couldn't really control her reaction, considering she woke up BECAUSE of the bite.

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PYLrulz 17

So you never screamed or made a loud noise when you've bit your tongue?!?

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mpalmiter 0

I can honestly say I have never screamed out loud because of biting my tongue. Yes, it hurts but to scream? Also, I certainly can control my reactions when I first wake up. Whether I've been injured from falling out of bed or had my daughters cat claw my face. Lame excuse.

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mpalmiter 0

43, You posted your comment after I posted mine, therefore I could not tailor my comment to address yours. I respect your opinion even though I do disagree.

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2013bchan41 20

It happens to me all of the time- minus the screaming

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etoilenuit 15

Haha awe that sucks!

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PYLrulz 17

YDI. I don't care if the teacher is boring, do what you can to stay up. If it's because of lack of sleep, then maybe it's time to re-arrange your daily schedule some

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pabst4america 1

Screaming in agony? Did you bite your tongue off?

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dogpup4 23

Have you ever bitten your own tongue by accident? Hurts like hell.

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Fmlsea 28

What were you dreaming of that caused you to bite your tongue ? lol hope your tongue is okay, but i guess you learnt something like not falling asleep in class .

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Abracadavre_fml 9

It's up there in the pain-o-meter next to kick in the balls and childbirth.

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