Freakout

By Brie - 29/05/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
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EvilDoll 7

well, at least then the shark would definantly not want to eat you. you'd taste like shit

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Cooking_Boy 0

Oh well. Better than bleeding I suppose. I'm sure the shark was laughing at you inside though. Did it recoil in disgust and give you a cold stare with its eyebrow raised? And yes, I'm fully aware that by taking the time to write this I've abandoned any chance I had at getting the revered 'first post'.

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WoGxFALLEN 0

did you at least apologize to the sharks

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ohthatgirl 0

not that bad really could have been way worse

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CitrusGirl 0

You just took a dump in it's breathing water, if I was that shark I'd take a chomp out of your rude ass.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I don't think OP's ass would taste too good in this case.

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vbmg152 18

You just became more attractive to sharks! Can you say shark bait?

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HahaYDI 0

Why would you pay to swim with sharks? Just jump into the ocean and wrestle with them. That's what I do anyway.

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lolman222 0

that sucks. should have squeezed your cheeks.

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lalalaughter 0

bahaha. i love you for saying that :):)

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1221jamw 11

Well at least sharks don't eat poop

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bengermin 5

Swim diapers, y'all. They work miracles, haha.

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