By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
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alexy0806 3

tell her it is because she looked beautiful.

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brycereid 0

should've blown her a kiss

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Should've flicked your toungue in and out of your mouth.

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iheartbewbies 0

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Strolling 0

C-c-combo revive. Should have had a V8.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Should've violently pick your nose and flick the booger at her.

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FailBear920 19

should've pretended to suck a wang wang dingiling and mouthed "Does this satisfy you mother f$cker

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aavatar10 0

Should have switched to Geico.

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Skorne 5

Should've flailed your arms around like a maniac while screaming at the top of your lungs.

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GuessWhatKids 13

Should've...**** this.

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scrapmetal58 9

Should've started slowly licking the window.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

shouldve gave her the stink eye while viciously flaring your nostrils

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chtychtybngbng 11

Have you ever ridden on a bus? I don't know how the buses where you live are but where I live they are completely disgusting. You'd probably catch 10 different diseases if you decided to lick the window. @OP you definitely deserved it for acting like a weirdo. What adult plays the staring game? Thanks for a good laugh though.

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alexy0806 3

tell her it is because she looked beautiful.

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chocolatechocha 8

yeaaa that won't creep her out more or make her uncomfortable. the "stare" n the staring game isn't suppose to be one that's admiring..moreso..creepy

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MusicLover369 4

no no, tell her it's because she looked familiar. :)

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octinate 17

why do people always do the creepiest things on the way to job interviews?!?!?

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HeaRTs_Girl 0

At least you weren't playing "THE GAME". By the way, you just lost. :-P

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kyanisaurus 0

hope you get to do the same tomorrow!

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jamila123 5

I thought this was funny. Way to kill time OP.

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valalvax 13

the staring game? is that where you stare at the most attractive 's chest, crotch, or ass?

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PSQ91 6

No that's called being a man.

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sweetkitty26 0

it's even more funny and ironic cuz ur a guy! thanks for the laugh, that was super clever

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steeledwolf 8

21 You are a decent man. And I fully mean that.

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No_LoveMM 3

29 that is a dog in your picture...not a pig.

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camoney 4

I guess you didn't remember what your boss looked like from the interview.

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nadhirah 4

Maybe cause the boss wasn't the interviewer :)

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mhorger 0

as a business owner, I'll let you know a little secret. most companies have a HR dept. or hiring manager... you usually don't meet your immediate supervisor until after you are hired.

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Spaghetti7 5

BUT you still morally won the game, so ou should be happy.

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GDIalex 11

And what's wrong with staring game? I mean, it really shows that person is somehow outstanding for you, so you just told her that she's attractive not knowing that she's your boss. I presume it's kind of a compliment

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