By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24

I think it's time to rethink your relationship.

177 3
French_Toast_fml 3

He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.

113 10

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supimnyancat 9

Well I hope you at least tried to get a free burger out of him.

35 37
markrs 0

You're both doing something wrong or it just wasn't meant to be

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Roevera 14

Now.. wait for the awkward conversation you'll have with your boyfriend when you find out that he really did lose his phone at Burger king..

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Valdrek 26

Haha, now that would make this FML complete

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godlike1 5

Cancel his phone contract for it bring "lost"

3 15
yetanotherginger 19

I don't think you understand how privity of contract works...

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goldfishgod 20

35 - Your profile's still private. :'[

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hotPinklipstick 24

I think it's time to rethink your relationship.

177 3
bigfatgoose 4

I bet OP is a Big Mac. That was a fat joke for all of you who want to thumbs down me.

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hotPinklipstick 24

23- I hate people like you who comment on someone else's comment and say something that literally has nothing to do with what the other person said. Go start your own thread.

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stephanieeDawnx 0

Also, 23; Big Macs are McDonald's. Whoppers are Burger King.

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desireev 17

Sounds like he re-thought the relationship for her...

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Just_STFU_Please 13

I hope he sang you the Burger King song

38 5
Platfoot 0

oh my god, is there a burger king song?!

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Calyx_fml 21

Kinda hard to sing on text messaging.

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ohmandapants 16

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled Whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done! Not that hard.

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LiveLaughFML 10

I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce. Don't be frontin', son, no seeds on the bun We be up in this drive through order for two I gots a cravin' for a numba 9 like mah shoe! We need some chicken up in here In this dizzle For rizzle, my nizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Docta pepper my brotha, Another for ya motha! Double double super size and don't forget the fries. CRISPY.

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SoSickWithIt 14

LiveLaughFML said the wrong song though. That was the big mac rap. This is clearly Burger King. But it's true, the "Big Mac Rap" is way better than that lame song that was posted above this person. :I

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ohmandapants 16

^ uh k? At least mine is about Burger King. Jerk.

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LiveLaughFML 10

does it really matter, lol? they're both talking about burgers.

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SPAIDZ 0

97 the song posted by 38 was THE Burger King song. (sang by Peter griffin when he worked at Burger King in Family Guy)

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PriestessPaula 3

And sung in a random flash video on the Internet ages before it was on Family Guy. Though saying that makes me feel like a hipster.

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wlddog 14

Tell him you want some fries.

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KiddNYC1O 20

BK fries! :drools:

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Valdrek 26

Time to bin the jerk, life is too short to waste on liars.

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French_Toast_fml 3

He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.

113 10
kimberlymariexx 4

I think it might be time to find a new boyfriend, OP.

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kimmi41509 10

Weird, my name is Kimberly Marie too and you were born exactly 2 months before me. O_o

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loserman67 35

AWWWWWWWWW man, I thought this was the beginning of some sex-fantasy role play scenario..... "Hello, yes this is Burger King, I'd love to deliver my Whopper to you..." Oh well, drop the bum. Go for the Colonel Sanders instead, he's "finger lickin good"!

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