Free hugs

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
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quackquackquac 0

Is it bad that I laughed?

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Shyman4ever 0

YDI for hugging him. People can steal your wallet/purse/money like that.

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lastdayinvegas 0

oh come on thts probly the only action he's gotten in years, give him a break

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katiefershady 0

ya a homeless guy stole my phone. be careful

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katied4224 0

Your an idiot for hugging a bum. You should have contracted the Clap for that stupid move. Hoe.

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laundy 0

I wonder when that guy last took a shower. Hopefully you won't get scabies...

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Jessaly_fml 0

I keep my distance from the homeless. Ugh, that's just disgusting. And that was cruel of him. But I must say..."wtf am I doing", LMAO.

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cabernet 0

YDI for hugging a stranger. Dumbass.

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littlemessalina 0

hahahaha aaaaaaaaaaaaaamazing. next time, don't hug the hobos.

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xBlessedxInxSINx 0

She should be lucky he didnt go for the popular "motorboat", now THAT would of been very funny.

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Homeless, armless people want action too. Take a shower to wash the nasty off, have a good stiff drink, and laugh.

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