By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
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Grauncho 27

Looks like he got dessert with that meal.

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xtna 9

The ass grope. By definition the best way to thank someone.

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Grauncho 27

Looks like he got dessert with that meal.

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euphoricness 28

A piece of ***** soup

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Gingerette 8

Don't ask, Mr. Sassypants..

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8born8 18

11 & 23 the sheer stupidity of your comments gave me a headache.

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

23- Pray tell, how do you have a piece of soup?

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LowExpectations 30

(Zoidberg voice) What's this? Two meals in one week?

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lickastick 27

Looks like you gave him more than a meal ;)

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gc327072 30

A meal and a feel! "Do you want the combo?" "Yes… yeeessss…"

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addioty 19

He got a little bit of dessert, eh?

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

Am I the only one who understands that if you say something out of context its not funny?

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angiemarie96 25

#47 When doing "doge speak" Wow ALWAYS comes last :P

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Snorlax_Snarf 10

Many downvotes Much sadness Wow ;D there

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addioty 19

****, someone posted right before me as I was still typing and I just now saw it. Oops.

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xtna 9

The ass grope. By definition the best way to thank someone.

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MrSassypants 32

That's what I'm saying!.... I am not holding up in court so well, however.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I don't understand what everyone's problem with homeless people grabbing their ass is about. I go around grabbing homeless people's asses all the time. They never complain about it!

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Awesomeaxel 24

Homeless guy got two birds with one stone. A meal and a couple of butt squeezes.

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scottyspot 11

You made his day, so he was simply trying to make yours better!

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