Awkward, My ex and Love: Freudian slip - FML

Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By Alex - 15/08/2011 04:16 - New Zealand

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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You deserved it 3 732

Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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You deserved it 56 903

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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You deserved it 30 300

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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You deserved it 439

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Top comments

littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:35

need a moment? grab a Twix.

BaconDave 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:45

**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*

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kappacka 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:25

Ah, the dreaded Freudian slip... Now everyone knows who you've really been thinking of this whole time

guitargoddess89 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:11

lol! dang I was gonna say something like that. just wanted a chance to use my college education and not let my psychology classes go to waste. but I agree with you :)

famesetmatch1234 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:31

yikes... not good

My_Nightmare 19

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:56

How was it your anniversary party if he's only your husband-to-be? That makes absolutely no sense. YDI

salyssac 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:57

that my dear is what we call a Freudian slip!

My_Nightmare 19

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:03

Zing about the Daria weiners-boners ^_^

OriginalPooh01 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:09

Aww shit that's terrible. YDI for having your ex-boyfriend on your mind during your anniversary! XD

thinkucandance 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:24

Maybe she meant to put engagement party? But that would be pretty sad if she didn't know the kind of party it was on top of not knowing his name... LOL

bzett 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:33

slick..... Atleast you didn't put it on the cake!

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:03

shit happens

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:10

Oh my this is not good. :S

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