Creepypasta, Spiders and Animals: Fright Night

Fright Night

By mzgabbster - 24/10/2010 12:21 - United States

Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30

Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By cricketsins - 14/05/2015 05:11 - United States

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

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By Hannah - 04/03/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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Sunday 24 October 2010 19:10

Haha. I think he wanted to take a bath too.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:35

Its a perv spider, watching you bathe. It was gonna use it's spider legs to give you a scalp massage and lather the shampoo in your hair.

Comments

nupster 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:27

ooops

twilightfreak779 0

Monday 25 October 2010 21:00

lmao well worded.

kittydidit 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 3:32

ydi for not inviting him to take a bath too

luvsyaweirdos 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:15

that would be the scariest thing in my entire life

imanijanai 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:16

that would have freaked me out so bad I'd still be having nightmares. I'm deathly afraid of spiders and have severe arachniphobia.

DreamsAlwaysDie 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 8:08

aww man i hela hate spiders....ima guy too but i hate them so much -_-"

sitot_TEN 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 8:47

Are u kidding.. were the bubbles bubbly?;oo

LifeSucks102 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:13

I have severe arachnophobia, and seeing a tarantula would have made me shit myself. In the bathtub.

csimpson1990 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:44

i would of ran out of the bath screaming bloody murder. im deathly afraid of spiders. specially a goddamn tarantula.

cab227 2

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:52

I think he wanted some action

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