Frostbite

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

banananut 0

A panini toaster? You fool. When I'm cold I just hop in the microwave.

penfoldsman 0

you are an absolute dumb ass, for sure ydi

So you couldn't just stick your hands in your pants like everyone else? It costs you nothing and you certainly wouldn't burn yourself.

Today I was cold at work so I sat on a toaster, then I realised I'm a complete moron.

If you can't take the heat.... Get your damn hand out of the f***ing panini toaster. Dipshit

lovecartman 0