Dirty mind

By FUCK YOU - 08/08/2014 21:29 - United States

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Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
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ChaCerCam 14

If you were that angry over a guys ass crack, just watch lesbian ****?

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xxbvbsusanxx 21

I'm sorry OP, maybe you should just take a nap?

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xxbvbsusanxx 21

I'm sorry OP, maybe you should just take a nap?

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DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe after he takes his nap, he'll be able to fap. =)

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incoherentrmblr 21

Once you try to pop, the fun don't stop...

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little_one 20

Fap and Nap by the makers of Milt & Bradley

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Louve55555_fml 5

I'm sympathizing with this guy, **** often looks saddening or infuriating for conscient men, or women

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ChaCerCam 14

If you were that angry over a guys ass crack, just watch lesbian ****?

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AoC15 10

The cameraman would still piss him of ha

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incoherentrmblr 21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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keirookami 11

That makes less sense than anything I've ever heard...

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thejimler 9

74, I know, that's the ultimate boner-killer for some tasteful girl-on-girl love. Either some moron yammers on with unwanted commentary "uhhh this is sooo hooort", or they put dudes singing/rapping as background music. If I'm watching one-gender pron I don't want to be reminded of the other one.

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Rallred32 20

2, I don't think OP could stand hearing two girls say "You like that? Yeah?"

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newnightsky 5

they talk about guys asscrack in straight ****?

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cheyy_xox 10

An applies only when the following word starts with a vowel. Last time I checked F wasn't a vowel. Smh at you and the six other idiots who liked this. Next time you try and correct someone make sure they're actually wrong and it's not just you who thinks they're wrong.

asnakelovinbabe 16

43, how do you explain "an hour" then? We've all been doing it wrong? Right? -.- It doesn't just apply to what letter the word starts with, it also has to do with the phonetic sound of it. "Eff Emm El" is how most people read FML in their heads. Therefore it's perfectly logical that they would say "an FML"..... Just as you would say "write an F on the chalkboard." So what was that about next time you try correcting someone? Something about making sure you know what you're talking about?

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Godsofdracos 15

Both of you calm your ****... Bonus points if you do it sexily so op can finally finish fapping.

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Arieslink 22

I've seen FML written by admins as both "a FML" and "an FML", and considering you can say it as the letters or the words (as some people do with "lol"), both would be correct.

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Subtext 10

If you say "FML" as a word, maybe...but I can't imagine anyone would do that.

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BirdieCurls 25

I wonder if anyone pronounces it 'Fummel' like 'Fml'?

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PANDALEGIT 8

# 43 Are you actually stupid or just a troll? I really hope you're just a troll because I knew "an" worked with more than just a vowel since early grade school.

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Animekid126 13

I though "an" only applies to vowels?

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Soviet_American 29

We went from reading about some guy being angry at ****, to a grammar lesson. Wtf?

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ImAFaker 29

Calm down and find a different video to jack to. Or maybe find a massage therapist to help you relax.

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Enslaved 36

That's understandable. I'm very picky about the type of **** I watch too. I can't stand when the girl morns like crazy and the damn guy hasn't even touched her yet!

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RedPillSucks 31

I know that was an auto correct but it's actually funnier that way. More girls should do that

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tbro47 23

If you think that's bad you should try looking into the Japanese stuff. Closer to screaming than moaning

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trell000 13

Agreed,I can't stand it when I'm "in rhythm" and they show the guys face for what seems like forever.

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kaytasha 18

When a girl begins to moan even before she is touched, it takes mechanical to a whole new level.

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trex454 21

why did you wait ten minutes? there are millions of pornos. it takes me 30 secs to decide if I like one or not

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REALAfroninga 11

It takes me 30 seconds to finish one.

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juststephhere 23

Not a good day for you... Hope you de-stress soon!

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Pandaburr1 15

I haven't watched a porno for more than 30 seconds.. you're a champ

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iLike2Teabag 27

Are you the original "two pump chump"?

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silvercamaro 22

People don't generally tend to "take" weed unless they're stealing it from someone else.

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dDailydDosage 8

Um no. Instead of putting substances into his body, there are plenty of other healthier alternatives to relieve stress. Plus it might be illegal where he lives.

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