Fun night out

By highlydisgusted - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
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Top comments

MsConfusedd 27

At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

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Bostern 29

So, when's the second date?

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perdix 29

Hey, at least it wasn't you getting dumped. Glass half full, right? Always look on the bright side of life.

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graceinsheepwear 33

And away from the bushes. Never look into the bushes.

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hannahsnyder69 16

Looks like that relationship was going to be shit from the start

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Kage01 4

Probably IBS which in my case is made worse by both tiredness and nerves.

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buckdharma 36

If the bus stop was upwind, then he's a keeper.

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superdom 12

Well ok then that's a new one

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like the date went south and he knew that was the only "(Push Push) in the Bush" he'd get the opportunity to have. :P

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