Fun night out

By highlydisgusted - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
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MsConfusedd 27

At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

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Bostern 29

So, when's the second date?

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nancy_ydg17 11

Thats true love lol

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kasmol 16

So many questions. Did he insist upon a bus stop? That particular bus stop? Did he pick you up for the date on the bus? Was there no place close by that might have a bathroom? Could he have taken the bus to a bathroom? Did he offer an explanation, or did he act like this was a normal occurrence? How did he clean himself? Did you finish the date or go home? Did he shit again or do anything else odd? Did you sleep with him? Did he have qualities that overcame the bush-shitter practice?

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TheBestNameEver 5

romance at its finest haha

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nina739 10

Yayks good u didnt know his manners when u were deep in relation!!

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EvilLittleMan 23

Is there a second date? If not, then you got dumped.

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Twisted_Angel 17

I'd hate to think turn relationship could get worse from there...

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