Gross, Dating, First Dates and Love: Fun night out

Unless he has Crohn's, IBS, or any aforementioned intestinal disorder, I hope it was a last date. And if he does have an intestinal issue, he should maybe mention it before going to crap in the bushes.

stitesy29 18

Friday 18 October 2013 5:23

Why didn't you ditch him?

mikey517 7

Friday 18 October 2013 7:35

Sounds like a crappy date

tdieter2 3

Friday 18 October 2013 18:00

Sorry but that was one of the best FMLs ever. made me get an account name to even comment.

meaui 5

Saturday 19 October 2013 17:35

Haha you got dumped. ; )

LadyGunslinger 5

Monday 21 October 2013 9:04

Wow...class act.

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