Fun night out

By highlydisgusted - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
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At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

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mooseantlers 1

if it was an emergency its kind of understandable..

I heard first dates were bad but that's....I don't even know.

Infinity1337 11

On the bright side at least he didn't dump YOU in the bushes

Now if only the bus came while he was in the bushes - could have left his sorry ass where it belonged

Ok. I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that he shit, or the fact that he either DID or DID NOT bring an "Emergency roll of toilet paper" with him on a first date in case this happened.