Functioning

By Violet - 19/04/2011 09:50 - Australia

Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML
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DocBastard 38

Over the past 17 years you were never able to smell alcohol on his breath?

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I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

YDI for not realizing this 17 years earlier, however fyl. might want to get pops some help

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lmaoatall 6

so now you understand why your dad kept saying, I will not botch, I'll hide the scotch, and his favorite, hide the booze until they snooze. no op, they weren't nursery rhymes!!

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blookitty 5

it reminds me of that Family Guy license episode... hehe

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OceanBreathesSal 5

15, if you drink constantly enough like that, they will deny that they need help and say that are perfectly fine.

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marinus_fml 19

**** Australians and their drunken ways.

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SilverStarr 7

marinus's informations Town/Country : Perth, Australia Makes sense.

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ChantelRenaeee 0

hey there is nothing wrong with Australia or their awesome people!!!!!:D atleast not every second person in the USA is FAT!!!!!

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rocketeer_97 1

57- you really need to stfu with the stereotypes. kay ? thanks(:

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ihasbrains 10

No no no, guys. She said we're NOT fat. Wow, thanks, 57!

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oblio 0

I hope he's a nice drunk at least. Did you finally realize the truth because he recently quit? If so, give him some encouragement, I'm sure he would appreciate it.

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perdix 29

Default state? Is your dad a robot? Is his dick NC or NO?

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man_in_black08 28

too him 17 yrs to figure tht out?.. wht r u stupid..?

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ugliness 6

op was used to it, if you have constant BO do you smell it after a long period of time? it's the same effect

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ihasbrains 10

Correction: you're stupid. OP probably grew up with it, therefore didn't realize there was something wrong.

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sammyjo224 0

Same with me. I didn't know my dad was constantly drunk until I took my husband over to meet my parents and he said something about him walking funny. I never noticed it cause I grew up with it. I thought he was just normally a stumbler haha

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13Lina97 0

I feel so sorry for you.

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thatnucca 36

I'm sorry but is absolutely hilarious... I bet his blood and liquor share an unbreakable bond by now... What a legend! lmao

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BIGbadBRIZZLE 0

you deserve it

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goaty777 0

lol yeah it's time for AA.

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flickyourbic1223 7

Obviously not.

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