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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my religious mother found out I work at Planned Parenthood. Now everytime she sees me, she prays until I leave the room. FML
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Wishe 17

I hate that passive aggressive shit.

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pleasedie 22

While that may suck for you, I couldn't help but chuckle a little at the thought of someone doing that. Honestly if I were you I'd do little things to mess with her like leave pamphlet and other things around since she wants to be petty

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authenticated 6

Keep up the good work, op. You're an extremely important person in the sexual healthcare field. Ignore your mother. She's just part of the problem.

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GamerMom392 19

FML's little experiment with mixing up the buttons, and not yang a "You Deserve It" on some posts is getting really old, really fast. I can't even vote on this one. "Glad it wasn't me"? I don't have to be, because it could never be: I have morals! So I'll just say it manually: YOU DESERVE IT.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Yeah, you're right, the OP clearly has no morals. Helping women with their reproductive health, assisting and informing expecting or new mother's, providing contraception to ensure people's safety and well-being. I mean, what is wrong with her?!? She must be the spawn of Satan.

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legacy_grace 11

The bible isn't trail mix, you can't just pick out the things you like and ignore the rest. I'm assuming your mother doesn't mind a bite of seafood every once in a while lol.

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BrotherPhil 35

Presumably she also keeps kosher, and doesn't wear mixed thread fabrics, or drive on a Saturday, and crops her hair and wears a sheitel and long sleeves.

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BloodyMary666 24

I know you don't know me but I just wanted to tell you: I'm proud of you for doing such an important job! Keep up the good work.

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LifeFailure 16

I appreciate the work you do to help women have affordable access to cancer screenings and birth control.

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Ethancj2001 5

That's like if someone had a JV as a mother and started doing that same thing because her son worked at a hospital with blood transfusions.

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GrumpyGrinch 23

Passive aggressive? Don't leave the room. Let her pray. Praying is good for religious people.

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