Transportation: Funny how?

Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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By AtLeastThereWasAParamedic - 02/03/2017 20:00

Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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Less haste, more speed

By Ouch - 20/05/2012 04:06 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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worb 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:09

you're an idiot hurr durr let's hold up traffic!

wtfuckery 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:10

I feel bad for the person driving the car who had to wait for your ass to cross the street, only to be morally obligated to bring you to the hospital.

Comments

Nat52482 25

Saturday 9 August 2014 12:39

You could have just walked normally afterward....and YDI

watson1234 11

Friday 22 August 2014 22:14

You're lucky that the person took you to the hospital instead of kidnapping or killing you. Just saying.

sammiixoxo 12

Friday 24 October 2014 18:29

You are one of the dumbest people exist on earth. People like you make the world no better place but more trouble. YDI for being a jerk and stupid!!

skyjayq 10

Monday 27 October 2014 0:05

not funny just being a dick in my opinion

DragonConqueror 11

Tuesday 18 November 2014 9:15

Really cool he still took you to hospital. He could've left you there too for being such an asshole. You should be thankful.

britney26 4

Saturday 22 November 2014 13:26

oh wow coz that's just a really cool thing to do...

tonyfan00 38

Saturday 29 November 2014 19:24

At least the guy you held up wasn't a asshole like yourself. YDI; not a damn doubt in my mind.

thisismyhead 25

Thursday 1 January 2015 19:36

You're a ******* idiot.

SweetSoyMilk 6

Tuesday 13 January 2015 2:08

Genius.

Badabam_fml 14

Wednesday 14 January 2015 8:16

More like F the drivers life. 'Today some idiot pretended to limp across the road, holding me up. He then tripped and fell, and I felt obliged to take him to the hospital' FML.'