Animals: Funtime!

Funtime!

By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 7 130

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By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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You deserved it 5 728

By Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30

Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 376

You deserved it 677

Pissed

By Sally - 24/08/2018 22:00

Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 864

Rebel stuff

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, while working in my shop, I was mopping the floor. A customer saw what I was doing, grabbed a bottle of Coca-Cola from the shelf, and poured it all over the floor where I had just finished mopping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 632

You deserved it 76

By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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You deserved it 14 369

Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 440

Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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You deserved it 203

You were framed

By Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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You deserved it 163

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought my cats had spilled a cup of water and didn't worry about it. I went to a meeting and when I came back, my entire apartment was flooded with 3 inches of water. FML

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You deserved it 7 130

Mad bastards

By oof - 13/10/2022 21:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my cats decided to start sprinting back and forth across the house while I was holding a cup of coffee. They both ran into each of my legs in unison, sending me crashing down on top of them. I also hit my head on the corner of a shelf and spilled coffee all over my neck, in addition to breaking the cup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 886

You deserved it 191

ceilingfans 1

Monday 24 October 2011 0:28

My fat ass cats would drink it.

UrLyfSuxx 0

Monday 24 October 2011 0:20

Just like the cartoons.

Comments

SquashedSpider7 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:00

Gods way of saying it wasnt clean enough. lol

starfish7 18

Monday 24 October 2011 4:12

At least it wasn't on the carpet!

firemedic919 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:22

a shotgun works well and cheaper than cats. just a thought.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 24 October 2011 7:58

Because cats are meant for protection, like dogs./sarcasm

ThatOneCanadian 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:25

64, why would op have a random can of paint open in the middle of a room while shes cleaning

hinchkongfang 0

Monday 24 October 2011 5:01

Sounds like you have a sticky pussy!!

Valy_fml 5

Monday 24 October 2011 5:01

That's too funny as long as it doesn't get on the carpet

IRemainNameless 12

Monday 24 October 2011 5:08

Freaking cats. That doesn't surprise me in the slightest! :P

coreywimsatt 0

Monday 24 October 2011 5:18

You right you suck.

auddylynne 0

Monday 24 October 2011 5:59

I hate cats. Love dogs though.

LindseyLunatic 8

Monday 24 October 2011 6:10

i was going to make a witty comment about cats and how evil they are.. but my cat came up and walked across my keyboard.. and now she's beside me watching my type.. so i must say this: cats are the most fantastic creatures in the world. .. after all, she knows where i sleep at night o.O