Miscellaneous: Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful...

By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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You deserved it 14 370

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By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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You deserved it 5 729

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 761

Funtime!

By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 7 130

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 45 878

Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 441

By tryandtryagain - 28/04/2011 04:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

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You deserved it 29 794

Pissed

By Sally - 24/08/2018 22:00

Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 865

Rebel stuff

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, while working in my shop, I was mopping the floor. A customer saw what I was doing, grabbed a bottle of Coca-Cola from the shelf, and poured it all over the floor where I had just finished mopping. FML

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You deserved it 76

By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 375

By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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TheLoneWolf87 4

Monday 28 December 2009 1:34

OH YEEEAH!!!!!

snafu57 1

Monday 28 December 2009 3:08

you should have remembered the first rule of fml, which is: "No good deed goes unpunished." Or maybe it's the second or third rule. I forget.

Comments

polico_wolf 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:20

fail

brianjman14 22

Monday 28 December 2009 1:26

i was just about to say that

LolWtfBbqSauce 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:18

Why is it silly. She said she spilled it all over the floor. I think the carpet's safe, right ? :D

cyqt 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 8:45

that's what u get for being black. lol OH YAH!!!!

1goodthing 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:20

1.. :-|

polico_wolf 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:22

you mean first? I got there first :P

infantry831 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:25

you suck. and I hate you. go climb a rock

TheLoneWolf87 4

Monday 28 December 2009 1:34

OH YEEEAH!!!!!

sosadrightnow 4

Monday 28 December 2009 2:13

*breaks through the wall* Who else loves the Kool-Aid man!?

Tigg3r 3

Monday 28 December 2009 3:06

I thought kool-aid gave you aids. It does have aid in it's name... OMG!! The Kool-Aid man is spreading Aids!!!! o_O

wtsc 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:38

******* ****

ParisMilton93 15

Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:27

Harsh much?

beritis 0

Monday 28 December 2009 2:08

sounds like some one's ******.... i hope you're alright, tho...

boatkicker 4

Monday 28 December 2009 2:11

Sounds like something that would happen to me. Except that I'm very much aware of how uncoordinated I am so I probably wouldn't have brought something that could stain outside the kitchen, unless I didn't care about staining.

snafu57 1

Monday 28 December 2009 3:08

you should have remembered the first rule of fml, which is: "No good deed goes unpunished." Or maybe it's the second or third rule. I forget.

Tigg3r 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 3:11

The first rule is Don't be a dumbass.

ensemble_coeur 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:18

well, i guess it's time to get the carpet cleaned again. but really, you shouldn't have been drinking red kool-aid in a room with a white carpet. just stay in the kitchen and drink it or something. Your kitchen isn't carpeted, is it?