Relatable, Awkward and Work: Furries unite!

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By aeghw1s - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

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aliadnan708 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:35

better drink a lot of fluid

dwhite312 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:34

at least you have a job...

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Relentless_J 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:15

ill trade with you.

BobbieH 19

Friday 10 June 2011 0:21

If you take the job you have to take what comes with it.

J1hill33 12

Friday 10 June 2011 2:16

I hope they pay you good

SweetInk 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:10

could be worse you could be the guy in the suit after you!

schomes 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:24

put a small fan in the suit

joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:35

Then quit and give that Position to someone that actually wants to work...ppl these days

TheColorOfAir 3

Friday 10 June 2011 4:35

not as bad as my bros job.... try 6 to 11 at night

logansgirl 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:51

Stay hydrated and keep looking for another job.

sheethapins 13

Friday 10 June 2011 4:51

That sounds hot.

zimandme123 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:58

lol, these are things you should think about first........except I probably wouldn't have thought about it either....:/

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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Today, I had a job interview. After two hours of commute, thirty minutes filling out questionnaires, and fifteen minutes of actual interview, the recruiter told me the post had already been filled. FML

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