Furries unite!

By aeghw1s - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
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kasumii 1

The Fahrenheit scale is ridiculous.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Don't pass out :/

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Garytt 0

make a scarecrow out of your suit

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megaaann_fml 9

Just curious, what kind of restaurant has a mascot? And wouldn't the suit have a head part, so noone can see you and recognise you? Also, you ARE getting paid for this. Why are you so embarrassed?

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Meow_Ruff_Bah21 3

can't tell if trolling or just really stupid...

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Alexzmoo 5

I'm going to say this nicely, did u consider college? Otherwise wear deodorant.

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Buckywestside 0

Thaaaaaaaaaat's Great!!

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Fakeddd 0

Piss all over the suit. Makes it a lot cooler. Don't you watch Dual Survival?

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captainTexas84 0

I'm the school mascot guy and we live in new Mexico where the weather goes from 102 to 32 in about 30 minutes as the sun sets. so you still think you have it bad?

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