Surprise, Grandparents and Love: Gammy got game

Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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You deserved it 4 783

Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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You deserved it 108

By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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You deserved it 6 266

By full of losses - 29/07/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML

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You deserved it 440

By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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You deserved it 239

By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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You deserved it 2 987

By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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You deserved it 3 270

You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 063

By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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You deserved it 2 969

By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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You deserved it 1 707

SaraBOO716 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:17

Awkward!

no_clue_4_u 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:24

grandma's a cougar!!! She's def winning!!

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shortie916 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:30

Haha lol Grandma still got some game!

tatflo 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:54

welcome to cougar town ;)

RebeccaLynnBoch 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:53

You Go Gramma!!!XD

santasadiekins 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 20:51

wow... dudes a cougar hunter

PEEJAY 2

Friday 17 June 2011 12:51

someone has a granny fetish much??

tessamoodle 2

Monday 4 July 2011 4:00

COUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chels1994 11

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:57

surprise

Chixken 6

Friday 30 December 2011 20:05

How old is your grandma?

boxyyyy 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:07

Haha Grammy lucky

funny_but_sad 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:47

Does her boyfriend know she's a grandma?

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Gammy got game

Same thing different taste

Nice to see you

You can't hurry love

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