Surprise, Grandparents and Love: Gammy got game - FML

Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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By full of losses - 29/07/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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SaraBOO716 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:17

Awkward!

no_clue_4_u 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:24

grandma's a cougar!!! She's def winning!!

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Shosho7 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 15:16

:O jaw dropping !

JeralynBoox3 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 15:45

lmfaaao , sucks to be yooou

fyl11122233 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 15:48

cougar! rawwrr!

ilikeemsmall 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:37

Even old people need loving. It's not like the young invented sex. In fact, young people are the ones that are more likely to be gross. I say good for granny!

csmouton 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:11

hey atleast granny still has her mojo

birdie013 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:42

haha awesome

DealsOnWheels 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 19:09

gross :(

Annie443417817 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:05

SALT!!!!

jasminea 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:56

how rich is she?!

jasminea 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:58

must be a millionaire ... wait I wouldn't even do that... lemme try again. must be a BILLIONAIRE! got itt(:

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