Gatekeeping

By My eyes and ears - 20/08/2022 17:00 - United States

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Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML
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cacheson 41

Most people don’t have the means to move out at 18 in this economy. Even hardworking people who have planned ahead their entire lives often get stuck living with parents into their 20s because the cost of living is just too high

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dreams2383 18

your a adult. you should have moved out at 18

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cacheson 41

Most people don’t have the means to move out at 18 in this economy. Even hardworking people who have planned ahead their entire lives often get stuck living with parents into their 20s because the cost of living is just too high

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RichardPencil 30

They are probably not having real sex at all, and are just unloading psy-ops on you to get you the **** out of their house.

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Crowned Sataness 12

it's definitely not accidentally. they want you the **** out of their house. it's time to spread your wings

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HayNow 11

How about you and dad fix the door as a project together....

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