Music and Love: Gene Simmons approves this FML

19, 27, 29, and 30 are correct. KISS is awful and there's something wrong with your boyfriend. #35 fails so hard it's not even funny...well, it kinda is!

FritoLovesYou 0

Monday 28 December 2009 17:29

Lol, you live in Alabama. Sounds like your boyfriend is a true redneck.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 28 December 2009 18:05

Whoa, don't come between someone and their favorite band. I would pick Muse over ANYONE.

redblueviolet 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:50

Similar to what #18 said: I love my boyfriend, but Matt Bellamy is a God. :D

EasilyUnamused 2

Monday 28 December 2009 19:39

My boyfriend looks like Matt Bellamy. It's a win-win for me :)

little_otter 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:08

you sound like an immature, manipulative bitch.

Hacksaw 4

Monday 28 December 2009 18:11

Never come between a man and his music. That is a battle you can never hope to win.

israelnotjacob 20

Monday 28 December 2009 18:18

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Dump him.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 28 December 2009 18:49

Fishing/asking for compliments, I-love-you's and such never pays off. Plus, it's a sign of being emotionally needy. Don't do it next time.

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Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 060

You deserved it 8 155

Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 981

You deserved it 6 718

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Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 292

You deserved it 9 533

Today, I let my 5 year-old niece walk my 3 month-old husky puppy while I watched. I didn't realize how strong my puppy actually is until she took off running while dragging my niece with her. My niece now has two busted up knees and chin and her mother is now calling my puppy "demon puppy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 266

You deserved it 26 804

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time." It was a little weird, but I let her. Ten minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 744

You deserved it 5 291

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 836

You deserved it 6 394

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 005

You deserved it 6 401

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

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