Gene Simmons approves this FML

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was messing around with my boyfriend, trying to get him to tell me he loved me more than KISS, his favorite band. He couldn't do it. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4

Should of just KISSed him and told him YOU loved him

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llamasoks 0

If you say YOU were messing around, maybe he was messing around too, if you played it off like a joke he was probably playing with you.

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hetuwang 0

kiss sucks ass and gene simmons is a giant douche !!

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Tempsey 0

Whoa! Don't hate on Kurt! Nirvana's my favourite band, and I still love KISS!

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ragsy 7

Why do women constantly pressure guys to profess undying love? Needy, needy, needy.

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LifeFucksUsAll 0

I agree. Bet you women would be complaining if a guy kept on asking 'Do you love me? Do you love me more than shoes? Do you love me more than purses? Do you love me? Do you? Hm? HM?' I'm pretty sure it would be a break-up right then.

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ZepFan4492 0

There's a Kiss song for that. And it is KISS, if you listened to Alive! you'd understand...

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SupaSwaggin 0

KISS sucks! FYL indeed

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Rellich 0

YDI. There's no possible for this to happen, unless you SUCK. KISS has been, is, and will always be a terrible band.

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Ribenalion 2

My boyfriend loves me more than Kiss, his favourite band. I'm sure he was only messing around, and if you felt the need to push him then you're really terribly insecure in the relationship and probably of your own feelings too. :/

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catastrophicsock 0

Stop fishing for compliments and professions of undying love. YDI

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tomc666 0

I'm sure that should be a semi colon instead of the first comma - not a NECESSARY change, but it would DEFINATELY improve the overall sentence structure, since they text before and immidietaly after the comma COULD be construed as a single main clause. However it IS debatable...

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cjammer 0

don't forget defin*i*tely. You could also use a comma after "However", as in, "However,"... XD

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tomc666 0

I mispelt "the" and "immidiately", but bear in mind that spelling is a TOTALLY different thing

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The_Disturbed 5

But if you cannot spell then you haven't got any right to attempt to correct another person's grammatical skills. Grammar is nothing without correct spelling. If you have bad spelling, you have bad grammar, regardless of whether or not you can use grammatical symbols correctly.

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LifeFucksUsAll 0

Could you PLEASE stop CAPITALIZING unnecessary WORDS to get your POINT across. It's VERY annoying. Plus, as the above said, you're a grammar nazi fail.

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wienerwagon 0

Spelling aside, you still forgot a period at the end of your sentence.

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xdarknightx 0

first!!!!!! it finallycame true, I'd like to thank Obama for the great country we are in and the creator of fml for this great site

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