Love, Kids, Pregnancy and Creepy: Get a vasectomy, dude

Get a vasectomy, dude

By grace - 05/10/2021 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he hoped I don’t get pregnant because he’d hate to have to dump me to escape fatherhood. Thinking he was making an insensitive joke about my single pregnant sister, I asked how many women he dumped for falling pregnant. He looked me dead in the eye and said, "Four." FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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Surpriiiiiiise…

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 12:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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Think of the environment

By Anonyname - 18/05/2014 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML

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ericofmi 2

Tuesday 5 October 2021 2:22

If you don’t dump him, you deserve it.

VintageReddress 13

Tuesday 5 October 2021 7:40

You need to kick his ass to the curb because he’s going do the same exact thing to you if the situation arises. Plus, the fact he’s done this four times before just shows how terrible of a person he id. The ‘silver lining’ is that those kids are probably better off without him in their lives if that’s the kind of person he is.

Comments

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 6 October 2021 0:20

What you seem to have here, is more a problem than a boyfriend...

Lucky O'Guin 18

Wednesday 6 October 2021 6:22

You don't "fall" pregnant. If he absolutely doesn't want to be a father, tell him to get fixed. If you're planning on staying with him, take every precaution you can or you WILL get pregnant, in which case you will deserve it if he dumps you. That said, he sounds like a real jerk and you should run fast and run far. I don't know what country you live in, but some countries don't put up with deadbeat dads, so unless he's extremely rich or all of his exes are, all of those children may mean multiple child support payments, which also means less money to support YOUR child if it comes to that.

Miss_Red 18

Wednesday 6 October 2021 14:04

the dude is an absolute idiot for not getting a vasectomy after the first accident. And I agree with another commenter.. if you dont dump him now, you're just asking for trouble. This dude has FOUR potential kids ( I say 'potential' because we don't know if the exes had terminations, miscarried or not) that he's never met. wow.