By bottomdrawerraider - 17/11/2010 17:13 - United States

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Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
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sourgirl101 28

He smacked the pussy with the *****? What has dad been teaching him?

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DjeePee 24

YDI for letting something as personal as a ***** on a place where a three year old can grab it.

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FunwithBumperCar 0

It's a feisty little pussy.

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xiShawnx 0

42 way to steal sourgirl101's comment, dumbass.

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idonthaveanameok 0

Ahhahahhahhhaah omg i laughed so hard reading this one.

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fistnazal 10

ishawn name one of Robert Nesta's songs.. please

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Brannie 4

there's a new meaning to the term "i beat the pussy"

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DjeePee 24

YDI for letting something as personal as a ***** on a place where a three year old can grab it.

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Tikwichka 5

If FML has taught us anything, it is that pets or children *will* find the bottom-drawer *****.

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everlife_333 3

lol you make a good point.

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romano07 0

7, now I know where your ***** is!! ;D

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Can't they go in a box in the closet or something?

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alex1432 9

I agree just keep it in you're twat, the kid will have a hard time finding that, there is a chance he might still, but a small one

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Tikwichka 5

36, read the OP's username. *sigh*

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GigglePony 13

YDI for raising a bastard child who abuses animals.

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aerosenna 0

u deserve to get run over by a train u shitbag..

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xxShinobi 0

Oh, yeah? Well...actually yeah, 24 basically covered it.

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DelilahV 0

NOWHERE in this FML does it say she isn't married to his father...

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Drunkbunny 2

You should use the ***** more often, to avoid having more babies that will eventually become three year olds.

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Is your pussy not horny? And why did it stratch your baby?

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eatlesschipmunks 0

YDI for having a pink ***** and letting a 3 year old get it, get a man

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xlossofmex 0

Uh, just because a woman has toys doesn't mean she doesn't have a man. Try having sex with the same person for several years and you will want to change things up. Toys can be great for foreplay and other things.

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perdix 29

Aw, that's cute -- all the ******* in the house share a toy.

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noshtsherlock 0

hahahha. love it :D

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redfayl 0

I favorited just because of this comment. lol

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