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By notbrowsingnow - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status, saying, "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

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jerryj 27

Friday 9 May 2014 13:17

Did you "like" his post?

JayBunny 16

Friday 9 May 2014 13:16

You kind of deserved that....workplace is for work, use Facebook at home

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nevermore905 1

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:29

ha! That's pretty damn funny. kudos to your boss. good thing you still have your job.

thelee 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:39

Awww so cute, what a romantic love story!

KaylaTackett 18

Saturday 10 May 2014 8:39

Why are you friends with your boss on Facebook?

blackychan63 12

Saturday 10 May 2014 15:40

perfect.

sexyboi1985 27

Saturday 10 May 2014 15:50

Wtf was ur boss doing on Facebook?

mybubbles2000 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 21:37

What happened next?

vichu86 1

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:56

happened to me as well but he took it cool. never logged in again at office.

Abdulis2cool 9

Sunday 11 May 2014 22:30

Why would you have your boss as a Facebook friend?? -YDI

eguerr5 2

Monday 12 May 2014 19:49

that was awesome for thr boss to do that.

Nish007 15

Monday 12 May 2014 22:32

social notworking I see.

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Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML

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Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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Today, I was finishing a conversation with my husband. His phone rang, but he didn't take it. He said, "No, the guy said he was going to call me at 11:30 and it's 11:36. I'll call him in 3 minutes." It was then I realized that I have been the subject of this type of petty control for over 30 years. FML

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Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML

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