Thief and Love: Get Back - FML

Get Back

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ellensburg

Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML

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w0rk3rj4ck 14

Wednesday 7 November 2012 22:32

Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)

Welshite 39

Wednesday 7 November 2012 22:33

For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.

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Gemfez 15

Friday 10 June 2022 10:48

Contact the police and change the locks

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