Get Back
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ellensburg
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ellensburg
Maybe she thought you weren't coming back?
she's letting him down gently.
She thought he wasn't coming back, so she decided not to try and contact him, steal his belongings, run away, and change her number. Makes sense.
May be she was waiting for an opportunity?
Well that sucks
Yes, that would be the point of the FML.
Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)
For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.
Yeah, the girlfriend hooked some balloons on top of it and the rest is history.
I read it that way too :P
I read it like that also, glad to know I wasn't the only one!
Try common friends? E-mail? Facebook? Facebook might seem like a lame idea, but it's not breaking up, you don't have to behave properly, especially since your girlfriend didn't. And it might be useful.
On the plus side you can now legally buy some pot and ease the pain!
Nah, just because the people voted for legalized pot doesn't mean the GOP's going to smile and wave at people smoking.
Pot's legal in Washington state? Cool I always wanted to be an engineer for Boeing.
44 - you are going to need a good case of alcoholism as well, to qualify for that position!!!
Haha
Anti Boeing? They make great jets, not sure what you'd be implying.
What did you do before you left?
That's what I was thinking. What's OP leaving out?
No one ever asks these questions when a girl posts an FML like this. Everyone just assumes she's innocent.
Unrelated to this, but I see that you are a fan of Kelly's tatoos.
This was an Inside Job, I can feel it, Ricky.
My first fan? Well whip out the champagne, this calls for celebration! *soaks everyone on the comment section, then realises that reply button, refresh button and X button are gone and I have no idea where I live now*
Wow! she could've at least given you an explanation for all of that. maybe she was kidnapped. call her family.
Yes the kidnapper even said " We wanted to make you feel at home, so we took your stuff too."
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Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)
For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.