Thief and Money: Get back

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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML

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Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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Oi! Get back here!

By magicman - 26/04/2011 04:45 - Canada

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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pdp_fml 21

Wednesday 27 April 2011 11:54

I agree. Your life sucks. Never put your crdit card in the bag with your groceries.

jibber_jammer 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:00

really? your credit card should be in your wallet or in your hand or in your. pocket heck even keep it in your underwear but don't ever leave it unattended. totally deserves it

Comments

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:18

That kid must have failed the GOAT and became a criminal because there was no awesome job for him like the one I got: Vault Loyalty Inspector. Plus 4 internets if you get the above reference.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:23

Hopefully he doesn't buy $80 of Glee songs with it.

mariazzz 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 13:54

hahahaha

juwood 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:26

Is that supposed to be a play on the popular "I'm a chargin mah lazer".?

HeavyMetalViking 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:26

It's been a long time since I've seen it, but I'm guessing fallout?

Tcaret300 12

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:32

lol fallout 3

callofduty4life 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:34

What kind of dumbass puts their credit card in one of their grocery bags? I hope the kid goes overboard on your card.

boygeorgebaby 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:35

fyl op. but you were right not to leave the rest of your groceries. next time, carry your card in a wallet or purse. for now just cancel the card and see what happens. srry op.

starwind3438 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:38

YDI for not putting it back in your wallet like normal people do.

regsworld11 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:39

what IDIOT puts their credit card in one of the grocery bags? sorry OP but that's dumb.

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:40

Fallout 3 actually. But close enough. Here's those four internets. Also, stay away from Butcher Pete. He's got a long sharp knife! (another inside joke on Fallout 3 for those of you who unfortunately haven't played it)