Thief and Money: Get back

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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML

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Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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Oi! Get back here!

By magicman - 26/04/2011 04:45 - Canada

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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Wednesday 27 April 2011 11:54

I agree. Your life sucks. Never put your crdit card in the bag with your groceries.

jibber_jammer 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:00

really? your credit card should be in your wallet or in your hand or in your. pocket heck even keep it in your underwear but don't ever leave it unattended. totally deserves it

Comments

Wiggy_78 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 14:39

I'm going with what everybody else is saying....YDI for having your credit card in a bag, what an idiot

Vjesta 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 14:44

FYL. You should be able to put YOUR creditcard in with YOUR groceries, and just cary it that way without some punk touching or stealing your beloningings. It is not normal that you should put a fence around your creditcard to protect it from getting stolen!

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 14:44

What kind of idiot puts a credit card in a bag of groceries? Put it in a wallet in your purse.

cldean24 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 14:58

Why is it so wrong to put your card in your grocery bag? I mean, it is YOUR grocery bag. And if someone were to rob you they wouldn't go looking through your groceries for a credit card. It would be more likely to get a purse or wallet snatched than someone stealing a bag of groceries. Granted it would be awfully funny (after the incident of course) to hear someone who is robbing you say, "Give me all your groceries." *confused stare* "All of your ******* groceries!!"

nataliexnaitomea 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:01

completely deserve it!

hurray4jmk 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:03

Why the **** would you ever put youre credit card in the grocery bag?! So what I'd people are behind you and it takes longer to put it back on your wallet?! Ydi for being that dumb!

rawrrawrrachael 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:17

kinda your fault

musicboi96 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:17

why was your credit card in the bag in the first place? don't you have a wallet or purse? ydi

Ilikethenamesam 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:19

I know I always have it in my wallet :) lesson learned, your not gonna make that same mistake again, I bet you!

hurray4jmk 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:25

Its so wrong because you never know if shit like that could happen you retard! Just because its "your grocery bag" doesn't mean someone can't come steal it. You people with no sense make me sick.